Reasons Cousin Matt Is Top Cousin
- •Cousin Matt was the first cousin to request a list from me.Specifically this list.
- •Cousin Matt's white Astro Van.With a whip like that I don't know why he's always texting me from the bus.
- •Cousin Matt's hygiene and general clean living.
- •Cousin Matt has unmatched Arrested Development knowledge.The only known (to me) cousin to have thrown a mandatory costume Arrested Development party just like we did.
- •Cousin Matt and I have similar interests.No details available.
- •Cousin Matt is the frosted mini wheat of cousins.Equal number of hilarious-ridiculous and poignant -serious conversations.
- •Cousin Matt walked right into naming himself Cousin Matt.
- •Cousin Matt visits me all the time.Wait, how do you cross things off these lists?