DAILY INNER MONOLOGUE OF AN OVERWHELMED SAH MOM

  1. What time is it?
  2. What day is it?
  3. What's the weather doing right now?
  4. I'm tired.
  5. I'm hungry.
  6. The phone's ringing. Oh, God...please don't let it be the school.
  7. Am I getting enough...fiber/water/vegetables/magnesium/protein?
  8. Stop asking me to do things when I'm already busy!
  9. I need some exercise.
  10. I want to go back to school.
  11. This sucks.
  12. My teeth feel gross.
  13. Am I forgetting something?
  14. Almost time to...go/get the kids ready/make breakfast/make lunch/start dinner/go to bed, etc.
  15. For f*%# sake!
  16. I can't think straight.
  17. I should sketch something.
  18. I should call Pappaw.
  19. This is awkward.
  20. I don't know what to do.
  21. What is that smell?
  22. This is so boring.
  23. This is so stressful.
  24. Breathe in, breathe out.
  25. I want to be alone for awhile.
  26. I JUST...did laundry/cleaned the bathroom/vacuumed/fed you/picked that up/turned that off/sat down, etc.
  27. Was that the wrong thing to say?
  28. Why isn't this working right?