WEIRD THINGS I THOUGHT AS A CHILD

  1. That two homeless guys lived under my bed...
    ...and wanted to eat my feet if I got up to go pee in the middle of the night. So I would jump from my bed to the middle of the room.
  2. A witch lived in my vent
    In TX the vents are up by the ceiling, and I got it into my head that a witch watched me at night from the vent.
  3. That my heartbeat heard through my ears when laying on my pillow at night was the distant footsteps of giants...
    ...and I had to try to fall asleep before they got there.
  4. That babies came from grownups kissing
  5. That I would grow up to have big boobs like my mom & Mammaw.
    Nope.
  6. That the creation story in the Bible was fact.
    Again nope.