Things I've Said About My Toddler This Week
- •She is a demon
- •She is a terrible bed partner
- •She is not the boss of me!
- •We can't let her win!
- •She sounds like a deranged animal
- •Since she's lost her voice from too much screaming, maybe her crying will now be silent
- •Maybe if we have another kid, that one will like me
- •I think she is on a hunger strike