Things I've Said About My Toddler This Week

  1. She is a demon
  2. She is a terrible bed partner
  3. She is not the boss of me!
  4. We can't let her win!
  5. She sounds like a deranged animal
  6. Since she's lost her voice from too much screaming, maybe her crying will now be silent
  7. Maybe if we have another kid, that one will like me
  8. I think she is on a hunger strike