Abridged
  1. Blue cheese
  2. Beanies that say things like "HOMIES Paris" in the Hermes font
  3. Engagement photo albums on Facebook
  4. Meandering reviews on Yelp that give 4/4 stars
  5. Choosing serious songs at karaoke so the person can prove they can sing
  6. Summer scarves
  7. Sweet pickles
  8. Furbies and their creepy little eyes