THINGS I HATE THAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE

Abridged
  1. Blue cheese
  2. Beanies that say things like "HOMIES Paris" in the Hermes font
  3. Engagement photo albums on Facebook
  4. Meandering reviews on Yelp that give 4/4 stars
  5. Choosing serious songs at karaoke so the person can prove they can sing
  6. Summer scarves
  7. Sweet pickles
  8. Furbies and their creepy little eyes