Bath & Body Works {v8.23.1}

  1. In a word: Mother-Fucking-Pumpkins.
  2. It's almost fucking fall and we have all those autumn scents that you can't stand for more than a month.
  3. You want your hands to smell like pie?
    We got you covered. SWEET CINNAMON PUMPKIN HAND SHIT FOR YOUR GUEST BATHROOM.
  4. And prices are fucking FALLing too!
    3 motherfucking dollars on our website right now for hand-wash. Normally $6.50 US MOTHERFUCKING D
  5. Pumpkin face wash?
    Boom! FOAM IT UP.
  6. Oh! Did I hear you want a motherfucking latte?
  7. HOW ABOUT MARSHMALLOW PUMPKIN FUCKING LATTE SOAP?
    Again, FOAM THAT SHIT UP LIKE A BARISTA THATS GERMAPHOBIC.
  8. We could go on and on about all this pumpkin shit but you gotta know about this FALL LAKESIDE BREEZE SHIT TOO.
    So fresh and so clean ANDRE 3000 is remixing his whole fucking LIFE.
  9. You need a wine bottle shaped WALLFLOWERS FRAGRANCE PLUG??
    We don't even know what the fucking point of this thing is or how it really smells, but $12.50, OUT THE FUCKING DOOR AND READY TO WALLFLOWER.
  10. We got some Caramel Pumpkin Swirl wallflower shit too if you wanna keep it pumpkin, but again, wtf is this wallflower shit anyways?
    Refills: $6.50. That's barely money.
  11. Just give us your money, we'll make everything you own like a shitty Starbucks order.
    Kisses.