Kale {v2.07.12}

  1. Still a motherfucking superfood.
    🖕🖕: most lettuces.
  2. Now for-fucking-real organic, in the true essence of what you want that to believe and not by the slightly bendable rules the FDA has for this shit.
    This week, at least. It gets expensive to do the right thing!
  3. Brooklyn is basically done with us.
    BUT BOY DO THEY STILL LOVE BRUSSEL SPROUTS GO FUCK YOURSELF BROOKLYN.
  4. Softer fibers, ripe for a smoother goddam smoothie.
  5. Less bugs.