1. Now only require you to have 2 children.
    Your aunt convinced them that 5 was just too many, especially if they wanted you to have a successful career as well.
  2. Give you "Summer Fridays" from the guilt for moving across the country.
    Compromise: they call every Saturday.
  3. Now remember what kind of birthday cake you prefer.
    But not that you prefer pie over cake regardless of the event.
  4. They found the remote.
    Your shit little brother had it.