1. Slightly broken in around the waist.
    Now only requires 3 bounces while lying back on your bed to get them on.
  2. Ass looking GOOOOOOOOD.
  3. Cool paint stain on right rear pocket.
    No idea how this happened but it looks great. It stays.
  4. Nice fading coming in on front thighs.
  5. We take back everything about having to wash these jeans in the ocean while wearing them.
    That bushwicker was real convincing, but it just makes them salty and chafe-y. Either wash inside out or nothing.
  6. Twenty dollars in back pocket from who-the-fuck-knows-where.