THINGS I REALIZED TODAY

  1. "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow is the best song that's ever been recorded
  2. A lot of dads in Fort Greene look like Mark Ruffalo
  3. Blade Runner is not a good movie
  4. Katherine Heigl deserved better
  5. Becoming Facebook friends with my barber has drastically improved my year
  6. Some days, I think about Jaden's happiness more than my own
  7. I should never live TOO close to a Taco Bell
  8. I wish I lived closer to a Taco bell
  9. Holy shit, the Taco Bell in Greenpoint is only a mile away