THINGS IVE USED TO PROP OPEN MY PATIO DOOR, NOW THAT SPRING HAS SPRUNG

Past 24 hours
  1. A foam finger
  2. Two crutches
  3. Tying one end of a USB cord around the doorknob and the other end around a railing (iPhone 4)
  4. Loaf of bread
  5. Bottle of sambuca
  6. A Joe Torre bobblehead
  7. My roommate, Dave
  8. The Power Broker