All the bullshit shit I have to fix in my house

I bought myself an apartment (it's a condo but that sounds like condom so I don't like calling it that) and I'm pretty sure the previous owners had too many glasses of wine when the did some "updating"...
  1. Paint the living room/dining room
    Currently a weird green color with 2 poop-colored accent walls. Also featuring: spackle they never painted over.
  2. The backsplash in the bathroom
    An absolutely beautiful array of blues and grays but a level was clearly not used. Also, they gave up behind the toilet so there is just part of the wall that isn't covered in the backsplash...
  3. Tear out the "dresser" in the mud room
    All the drawers are off so none of them push in all the way and you can see the brown glue all over the edges.
  4. Paint the mud room
    I don't know who thought pink was a good color to paint a mud room but it's fucking terrible.
  5. Buy a new dishwasher
    Not urgent since it works fine but (like most things in my house) the door is a little ajar and the dish-holder-things are falling apart. But it is cool because it blends in with the rest of the cabinetry.
  6. Find a new light fixture for the dining room
    I think the previous owners stole a light fixture from Applebee's in the early 2000s.
  7. Get a new door for the second bedroom
    Once again, a little off, so you have to really put your weight into it to actually open or close the door.
  8. Get a new cabinet for the hallway or a different light fixture...
    When you open one of the cabinet doors, it doesn't open all the way because it smacks into the hall light. Unsure what needs to be replaced...
  9. Redo the crown molding
    Like the mud room dresser, glue everywhere. Pretty ugly. But thankfully the 20-somethings that come and hang out don't give a fuck about crown molding so no one really notices it.