Just don't.

Based on 2016 holiday gatherings...
  1. Don't ask me which direction my bedroom window faces.
  2. Don't ask me to go camping with you.
  3. Don't ask me go to explain the difference between effect and affect.
  4. Don't ask me when I'm getting married.
    Um hello. It's up to my boyfriend. Ask him. He is sitting right next to you.
  5. Don't ask me why I bought a condo instead of renting.
  6. Don't ask me "exactly where in Burnsville do you live" if you know NOTHING about the city of Burnsville.