ORDERED LIST OF PLACES DUARTE LIKES TO BE PETTED

He's persnickety.
  1. 1.
    Chin
    Very tolerable, perhaps even purr-inducing
  2. 2.
    Ears
    Scritch scritch scritch
  3. 3.
    Top back quadrant
  4. 4.
    Top front quadrant
  5. 5.
    Nose
    Boop!
  6. 6.
    Tiny little toesies
  7. 7.
    Tumtum
    IT'S A TRAP
  8. 8.
    Tail
    Are you damaged, why would you even try this