RANDOM MUSICAL THEATER THINGS THAT MAKE ME LOL

These are difficult to quote out of context but that will not stop me!
  1. How Hamilton SAID he wasn't going to throw away his shot but then he threw away his shot!!! Oh man!!!
    Hamilton (obv)
  2. "Maybe he walked, cable cars scare him"
    Chess
  3. When Jesus calls Judas a "Judas"
    Jesus Christ Superstar
  4. "Mourning all day and mourning all night"
    Evita
  5. KAPOW, DIE!
    Evita
  6. SLUT!
    Evita
  7. The rhyme of "nasties" and "Ecclesiastes"
    Footloose the Musical
  8. How Richard Belzer only laughs at baby-fucking jokes
    Book of Mormon