Stupid Things I've Done

  1. Told myself I'd only eat a little bit of almond butter straight from the jar
    But found myself down a long, windy, shameful path towards the bottom (of the jar)
  2. Memorized my Student ID #...
    Just to lose confidence in that, and make the téléphone lady wait for me to pull out my student ID.
  3. And when téléphone lady asked for my name...
    I READ it from my student ID.
  4. Made this and made it my phone wallpaper
  5. Then edited that picture again