Things I bought at target today
And what they have to do with all of a sudden being single again
- •Trident gumBecause I left all my mints at the ex's.
- •A toothbrushBecause I left my toothbrush and now that I'm talking to more people I wanna have good teeth when I smile at them
- •Protein barsBecause I gotta take care of myself and my health while I adjust to being single again.
- •Sliced breadTo go with my Nutella, which I can now eat without hearing "oh can I try it?... eh I prefer other things."