Things I bought at target today

And what they have to do with all of a sudden being single again
  1. Trident gum
    Because I left all my mints at the ex's.
  2. A toothbrush
    Because I left my toothbrush and now that I'm talking to more people I wanna have good teeth when I smile at them
  3. Protein bars
    Because I gotta take care of myself and my health while I adjust to being single again.
  4. Sliced bread
    To go with my Nutella, which I can now eat without hearing "oh can I try it?... eh I prefer other things."