Already on li.st? Open in app.
As a kid (an only child at that) I did some really weird things. My perceptions about this world were spot on. Enjoy.
- •Re-named the giraffe.It's called a bermajin, guys. Get with it.
- •Talked to the posts on my bed late at night.I named them, too. Aunt Jemima was a saint.
- •Imagined that God looked like Edward Scissor Hands.🙏🏿✂️✂️