Oddly Revealing iPhone Notes From 2013

This app is a relic. April 23rd clearly was a thoughtful day.
  1. "I am so exhausted from doing nothing all the time"
    4/24/13
  2. "How would our lives be different if we had more than one moon"
    4/27/13
  3. "This week on 'My Friend Tried To Set Me Up With A Level Three Sex Offender' :-)"
    5/17/13
  4. "Pernicious proprietary voyeurism myobia intermediary syphillis monogynous revisionist subculture bacchanalia sacrality eviscerated ontologically"
    4/23/13
  5. "So in my last blog post I essentially wrote the opening song to Tangled."
    8/5/13
  6. "Why would a lotus flower hide in the forest"
    3/15/13
  7. "I wanna know which celebrities watch anime. That's the shit they don't ask in interviews"
    9/27/13
  8. "I just want to simultaneously eat and read but how am I supposed to hold both in front of my face at the same time"
    4/23/13
  9. "Back in America......... Hold the lettuce"
    11/25/13