People I Drunkenly Texted Last Night

Discovered while eating a pecan roll and breezing through S2 of Buffy!
  1. My dad, this photo of Elise.
    He's in my phone under his alias, "Jedd Clampett," which I love.
  2. The bloke I was ✨✌️in looove✌✨ with for a year and a half.
    Even drunk Erica knew to make a deliberate text look like an accident. Presently reaping the benefits of my neurotic habits.
  3. Exchanged numbers with a new friend, took a selfie (apparently.)
  4. Zane
    Loves dancing
  5. Not a text message, but I found this note that I made to save one of Ryan's outstanding lines.