Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Draw Something - the best game to ever happen to my family.
    My dad killed it on his mini masterpieces
  2. My future husband and I thought it was a great idea to try to score some Caramel Kitten autographed merch. She's most famous for "twerkin by the milk" and might still need a new laptop.
  3. This is me the first time I went to Hibachi
  4. And this is me when you don't answer
  5. This is from an internet hole where I watched Macklemore dress up as a grandma for Halloween and was kinda feeling it
  6. Lol collision at the dog park
  7. Front butt, probably