ANNOYANCES THIS WEEKEND

  1. People who think the food bank fresh produce cart is just a free farm stand
  2. Humidity
  3. 5K racers pushing strollers but trying to PR anyway
  4. Tomato-eating chickens
  5. Trail walkers/runners moving with (as opposed to against) traffic, in the middle of the trail, with earbuds and thus oblivious to anyone coming up behind them
  6. Sore quads
  7. Why do I bother cleaning the kitchen floor
  8. Weeds. Specifically purslane.
  9. 6 AM Saturday
  10. Tomorrow is Monday