FLIGHT DELAY

Things that give sitting on the Tarmac a special twist
  1. All the young kids (who's parents were just barely helping them hold it together timing all connections, coordinated nap/feeding schedules) wake up going 'whaaaaaaat the faaaaaahhhhhh...'
  2. Person next to you objects to deodorant on religious grounds and
  3. ...brings super-stinky lunch on board
  4. Porn muzak
  5. Full bladder + window seat