WHAT I THINK WHEN SOMEONE ON A PLANE SNEEZES
- •"Oh there's plenty of room for that to dissipate harmlessly."
- •Hot zone. Goddamn it. Hot zone.
- •"Bravo and good on you to cowboy up and make the flight, despite your obviously advanced infectious condition."
- •"You terrible, terrible person who thinks nothing of others. I hope what you have makes you suffer, but isn't catching."
- •I'm not infectious. I promise.