1. I can turn the living room into my own personal cardio kickboxing studio
  2. no one can walk in on me doing cardio kickboxing
  3. when did I pick up cardio kickboxing?
  4. I get to second-guess every other unfamiliar sound I hear
    the thrills! the terror!
  5. I've made copious amounts of coffee out of habit that I don't end up drinking
  6. there's no one here to see me eat chips and salsa for dinner for the third night in a row
  7. I watched an entire season of jersey shore uninterrupted in one afternoon
  8. harmonizing to alanis morisette is easy if there's only one person singing
  9. the other day I listened to buy u a drank on full blast at 6:45 in the morning