Perks of Living Alone Over Christmas Break
- •I can turn the living room into my own personal cardio kickboxing studio
- •no one can walk in on me doing cardio kickboxing
- •when did I pick up cardio kickboxing?
- •I get to second-guess every other unfamiliar sound I hearthe thrills! the terror!
- •I've made copious amounts of coffee out of habit that I don't end up drinking
- •there's no one here to see me eat chips and salsa for dinner for the third night in a row
- •I watched an entire season of jersey shore uninterrupted in one afternoon
- •harmonizing to alanis morisette is easy if there's only one person singing
- •the other day I listened to buy u a drank on full blast at 6:45 in the morning