1. Where the Hell Did I Park
  2. The Favorite Child: An Autobiography
  3. Are You Going to Eat That
  4. Winning, Wining, and Whining: A Few of My Favorite Things
  5. No, I'm Not Named After Anyone
  6. Mrs. Jon Hamm: An Unlikely Love Story
  7. Buffalo Sauce: A More Likely Love Story
  8. *Forced Laughter*
  9. I'm Freezing. Is it Cold in Here? I'm So Cold.