Where to Drink Water Now!
This is how absurd the @eater lists have gotten.
- •Lake MichiganYou can't beat the Great Lakes and you'll probably get diarrhea
- •7-11Nothing but the finest bottled water! Pick up beef jerky and slim Jim's while you're at it.
- •HomeYep, you're home. Tap water flows freely from your sink. No straw included!
- •Any restaurant or fast food establishWho the fuck wants to pay for coke, when you can get water. Mind blown!
- •The break room @joannfabricsGrab a mug of natures finest and yell "Fuck Michaels!" and save 10% off your purchase. Water supplies are limited