Where to Drink Water Now!

This is how absurd the @eater lists have gotten.
  1. 1.
    Lake Michigan
    You can't beat the Great Lakes and you'll probably get diarrhea
  2. 2.
    Nothing but the finest bottled water! Pick up beef jerky and slim Jim's while you're at it.
  3. 3.
    Yep, you're home. Tap water flows freely from your sink. No straw included!
  4. 4.
    Any restaurant or fast food establish
    Who the fuck wants to pay for coke, when you can get water. Mind blown!
  5. 5.
    The break room @joannfabrics
    Grab a mug of natures finest and yell "Fuck Michaels!" and save 10% off your purchase. Water supplies are limited