Activities Forbidden in Rest Stop Bathrooms

According to me
  1. Inhaling
    Those automatic flushers, the open plan stalls, and heated blowers you use to dry your hands are a recipe for one thing: airborne pee particles
  2. Flossing
    I don't care how good it feels to floss, you for sure have a car where you can do that
  3. Eye contact
    Being in here is a living nightmare and the only way to ride it out is to act like it's not happening