1. Someone Sewed Some Hair and Teeth Together and Called it a Person
  2. Nobody Likes Pants at a Rooftop Party
  3. If I Can't Be Pretty Forever Might As Well Be Drunk
  4. All Dudes and Then Me
  5. Surprisingly Drunk
  6. Bukowski Wasn't Published Until He Was 49 And Other People Who Are More Successful Than Me
  7. I Made That So Much More Awkward Than It Needed To Be