PEOPLE ON AIRPLANES
- •Chatty empty nesterMan or woman, their kids are out of the house and they miss talking to "young people"
- •Conservative [enter religion here]They look slightly uncomfortable for whatever reason. (Good and bad). Can't miss the hats and earlocks. The long skirts and bonnets. The robes and sandals.
- •High school sports teamThey look sooooo cool with their matching scrunchies, sense of independence, and Annie's pretzels. The world is bigger than the Mid Atlantic Regional Semi-Finals for whatever. Just wait
- •Happy babyGiggling. Sleeping. Playing peekaboo around the head rest. Better entertainment than any random NBC sitcom.
- •All other babiesThe majority of babies you see on planes. Red scrunched up greasy faces. They are little screaming Devils.
- •People in first classAss holes and flight crew just trying to remember why they like their jobs
- •Girl with head buried in list-appThe chatty empty nester next to me might have seen me furiously trying to post this before take off