perks of dating the guy I'm dating
things he has legit said to me on text I'm not even kidding
- •"I got a call at 12 and ended up working till 4 30 in the morning. I opened the system, had a look, and resolved it."This is not a perk. He is a dedicated workaholic (who falls asleep in the middle of a text conversation but wakes up when work calls?)
- •"I have no time. Barely enough for you."I asked him to talk to his old friends... Thx m8.
- •"You're always right. A. L. W. A. Y. S."Sometimes I think I'm dating the equivalent of Andy from Modern Family.
- •"You should see my new hip hugging pants. Maybe then you won't withhold the compliments so easily."... He's proud of his butt.
- •"Okay, get back to studying now."He's my personal productivity app.
- •"I am a special kind of lucky, to have you"Heart-on-his-sleeve kind of human.
- •"It's cool. You probably need the break."Eternal disciplinarian, breaks character when he realises I'm annoyed that I wasted a day when I could've been studying.
- •Dates make for pretty pictures because French fries and burgers and that face.
- •So what are the cons?Prepare yourself.
- •He really does not like dogs.Not indifference. Dislike.
- •I don't understand either