THINGS I BELIEVE ABOUT SEVERUS SNAPE

idk why this is my first list but I woke up in the morning and realised too many people call him black or white. sorry, no. he's gray
  1. Not someone to pigeonhole.
    Post The Prince's Tale everyone seemed to pendulum-swing in either direction. Either terrible child-abuser, obsessed-lover or poor baby bullied by James Potter and cheated out of the love of his life
  2. He lies to VOLDEMORT for the ORDER
    Reading the last book again made me appreciate just how cray Voldy is and what risks Snape took. Solely for a dead woman's memory? K BUT STILL
  3. "Sometimes, I think we sort too soon."
    Whatever other issues I have with Dumbledore, this line has always intrigued me. If Snape had been sorted into Gryffindor (he's certainly capable of being brave for a cause he believes in) it makes for a very interesting AU
  4. LIVING THE LIFE OF A SPY IN A WORLD WITH OCCLUMENCY AND VERITASERUM AND UNBREAKABLE VOWS
    And a crazy, jealous Bellatrix
  5. Buuut then you look back and remember other things
  6. Hermione's teeth
    He sees no difference? Probably cuz his big nose is getting in the way
  7. Neville, in general
    How DARE you
  8. WEREWOLF ASSIGNMENTS AND MAKING LUPIN LOSE HIS JOB
    The best DADA teacher cannot stand in the face of a 15y/o boy's animosity? Grow up.
  9. And a shit load of other stuff, I'm sure. I haven't read the old books in a while
  10. But look at this list
  11. He's gray
  12. GRAY
  13. In the complete sense of the word
    You cannot separate the two. Nope.
  14. Also RIP Alan Rickman
  15. My very random virginal list