AVOIDABLE MINOR PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENTS

  1. 1.
    Farting
  2. 2.
    Burping
  3. 3.
    Dangling nose hairs
  4. 4.
    Eye crust in one or two eyes
  5. 5.
    Freshly popped zit
  6. 6.
    Whitehead in need of popping
  7. 7.
    Excessive Throat Clearing
  8. 8.
    Underwear adjustments
  9. 9.
    Fly open
  10. 10.
    Toilet paper on shoe