REASONS TO MOURN A NIKKI HALEY PRESIDENTIAL RUN

She'll announce by October and here's why it 's a bad thing for SNL and comedians:
  1. There's nothing, absolutely nothing, funny about her.
  2. She appears to be rational.
  3. She appears to have no skeletons: prostitution, bridge scandals,race problems, false resume items, false SAT claims...
  4. Because she's not Hilary -- I.e. Deeply polarizing.
  5. She might win.