1. 94 degrees
  2. 175 degrees
  3. Hotter than the winds in satans lower intestines
  4. Hot as Channing Tatums backend in the next Jump Street
  5. Earthquake weather
  6. The exact same temperature it was the night of tge sharon tate murder
  7. Bikram
  8. Too hot for bikram
  9. Plotz o'clock
  10. Thank God we don't live in Riverside today o'clock.
  11. But look at those people in new york having to push childrens strollers through slush today degrees
  12. Pilot season
  13. Sriracha