MY FOUR GREAT RULES FOR SUCCESS IN ALL YOUR AFFAIRS
All to be followed literally and metaphorically.
- •There's no place you can't get into if you want to enoughNo place. The only velvet ropes are the ones around your soul.
- •Stay away from the hysteriaWherever everyone is trying to go, nothing good will come to you from joining or even besting them
- •Always send notes and lettersWhen you see someone gets a job, wins a prize, has a birthday, loses someone - send them a note. Don't worry that they won't want to hear from you just send it. And no, likes or comments on a status don't count as notes. Notes are private you animal, if even know what that word means. For chrissakes we used to have to write letters go buy a stamp then wake up the postman to get them delivered. Its so easy now. Stop complaining and do it
- •If you see something, take itSelf explanatory. But codicil: if you don't want it, someone else will.