PUNKEST THINGS IVE DONE TODAY

  1. Ordered an extra shot in my iced latte
  2. Glaze recipe called for fresh ginger. I only had ground ginger. Said F it. Threw it in anyway.
  3. Checked listapp while driving.
    And not at a light
  4. Walking around with no case on my iPad like im made a titanium
  5. Subtweeted veiled reference to my movie critic colleagues getting all excited about Furious 7 like they just discovered this quaint ritual called car chases
  6. Hid eggs for my kids hunt UNDER the trampoline
    Sid Vicious level move
  7. Didnt get my broken left wiper fixed even though the forecast is predicting rain in just two days
  8. Ripped off a piece of a bagel and put cream cheese right on the tear without even cutting it in half