THINGS TO DO IF SOMEONE USES THE EXPRESSION "ITS ALL GRAVY" TO YOU
Based on a true story that happened to me at 4:53 this afternoon
- •Wish you could die
- •Pretend it didnt happen
- •Travel in a time machine back 50 years and make the persons parents fall in love with other people
- •Change your name, shave your head and go live among the rocks and lichen
- •Cry for hours to anyone who will listen
- •Cover everything you own in gravy and send the person pictures saying HAPPY NOW??!
- •Spend years in therapy to finally rebuild some semblance of a normal life working with others who have been gravied.