TOP THINGS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND SAID WHEN MAD

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  1. Are these the type of people you normally hang out with (after excitedly introducing her to friends for the first time)
  2. Everyone loves you, but I want people to know how terrible you are
  3. You are going to die alone
  4. ZzZzZz (That one time I needed her most)