5 Lies to Help Spice Up My Resume

  1. 1.
    The character of Balki Bartokomous on Perfect Strangers was loosely based on my life.
  2. 2.
    Completely reinvented the Happy Birthday song at major restaurant chains by adding clapping (and an optional sombrero).
  3. 3.
    Accomplished investor who's fully diversified in Garbage Pail Kids and Beanie Babies.
  4. 4.
    Highly disciplined visionary who only golf claps into a Slim Jim
  5. 5.
    Creative director that advised Silento to spell Nae Nae with an "e" instead of a "y".