5 Lies to Help Spice Up My Resume
- •The character of Balki Bartokomous on Perfect Strangers was loosely based on my life.
- •Completely reinvented the Happy Birthday song at major restaurant chains by adding clapping (and an optional sombrero).
- •Accomplished investor who's fully diversified in Garbage Pail Kids and Beanie Babies.
- •Highly disciplined visionary who only golf claps into a Slim Jim
- •Creative director that advised Silento to spell Nae Nae with an "e" instead of a "y".