Issues I Wish the Presidential Candidates Would Tackle

  1. The elimination of Bluetooth devices while standing next to someone at the urinal
  2. Require Lego's to add safety measures to their blocks to prevent injuries sustained while stepping on one during the middle of the night.
  3. Getting rid of silent letters at the beginning of words
    know, pneumonia, knock, aisle, knee, psychology, gnat, knob, pterodactyl, gnat... Come on! Can we all agree these are kind of ridiculous and just making it a gazillion times harder to kids how to spell.
  4. Ending Daylight Savings time
    Stop messing with our sleep people!
  5. Possible incarceration of people that spoil the ending of movies on Facebook
  6. Looking at the possibility of putting an air conditioned dome over the entire Southeast during Summer.