Overheard at Some of My Recent Sales Meetings

  1. We have to act like a gerbil being shot out of a cannon with no deodorant on, if we're going to launch this product successfully.
  2. We're definitely loyal users and are currently trying to consolidate as many of our products over to your company as possible. (Pauses for a minute) Wait tell me what you guys sell again.
  3. Yikes, this looks more like Chicken Pican'ta than Chicken Picatta
  4. ...then two of the ladies toes fell off as they took off the bandage. We just stopped and watched them roll across the floor.
  5. The purchasing manager was apparently also running an escort service out of his office...
  6. If you even say the word "PowerPoint" I'm going to throw up.