Overheard at Some of My Recent Sales Meetings
- •We have to act like a gerbil being shot out of a cannon with no deodorant on, if we're going to launch this product successfully.
- •We're definitely loyal users and are currently trying to consolidate as many of our products over to your company as possible. (Pauses for a minute) Wait tell me what you guys sell again.
- •Yikes, this looks more like Chicken Pican'ta than Chicken Picatta
- •...then two of the ladies toes fell off as they took off the bandage. We just stopped and watched them roll across the floor.
- •The purchasing manager was apparently also running an escort service out of his office...
- •If you even say the word "PowerPoint" I'm going to throw up.