Joys of Owning Misbehaved Dogs

  1. Constant battle to keep them off the furniture
  2. Scolding them to stop barking at the neighbor's dog
  3. Scolding them to stop barking at the neighbor
  4. Reminding them that people are allowed to walk by the house even while they are watching
  5. Feeling bad when they throw up something they shouldn't have eaten anyway
  6. Returning with cleaning supplies to find that the thrown up item is missing
  7. They are very cute
  8. Watching other people walk dogs who don't behave on the leash and being thankful that I'm not alone
  9. The most common recurring question: Is that pee?