My Useful Talents
(Never fear, I have plenty of useless talents, too.)
- •I can always, ALWAYS, point out the poison ivy.That doesn't stop me from getting poison ivy rashes at least a couple of times a year, but it's generally indirect contact via my cat.
- •I can pick out the most perfectly ripe avocados.I have years of experience from growing up in south Texas.
- •I can read absurdly quickly.I'm actually just a really good skimmer.
- •I can drive a standard transmission automobile.Okay, this isn't all that special, but it's not so common these days.
- •My kisses are magical.Or so say my kids.
- •I am, objectively speaking, a fantastic internet stalker.But a benevolent one, never fear.