My Useful Talents

(Never fear, I have plenty of useless talents, too.)
  1. I can always, ALWAYS, point out the poison ivy.
    That doesn't stop me from getting poison ivy rashes at least a couple of times a year, but it's generally indirect contact via my cat.
  2. I can pick out the most perfectly ripe avocados.
    I have years of experience from growing up in south Texas.
  3. I can read absurdly quickly.
    I'm actually just a really good skimmer.
  4. I can drive a standard transmission automobile.
    Okay, this isn't all that special, but it's not so common these days.
  5. My kisses are magical.
    Or so say my kids.
  6. I am, objectively speaking, a fantastic internet stalker.
    But a benevolent one, never fear.