Things My Kids Misunderstand

(That I don't intend to clear up.)
  1. They call him Chuck E. Cheese.
    Or just The Cheese.
  2. They call them Dark Vader and the Light Vaders.
    Are there Star Wars-inspired rock bands? There must be.
  3. For the longest time, this was an alligator.
    Curse whomever told them otherwise!
  4. The opportunity to vacuum is an appropriate reward for straightening up their room.
    Parenting win!