(That I don't intend to clear up.)
  1. They call him Chuck E. Cheese.
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    Or just The Cheese.
  2. They call them Dark Vader and the Light Vaders.
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    Are there Star Wars-inspired rock bands? There must be.
  3. For the longest time, this was an alligator.
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    Curse whomever told them otherwise!
  4. The opportunity to vacuum is an appropriate reward for straightening up their room.
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    Parenting win!