Things My Kids Misunderstand
(That I don't intend to clear up.)
- •They call him Chuck E. Cheese.Or just The Cheese.
- •They call them Dark Vader and the Light Vaders.Are there Star Wars-inspired rock bands? There must be.
- •For the longest time, this was an alligator.Curse whomever told them otherwise!
- •The opportunity to vacuum is an appropriate reward for straightening up their room.Parenting win!