Weird Things People Say to Me About My Boy/Girl Twins

  1. Are they maternal or fraternal?
  2. Which one is the good one?
  3. Are they identical?
    Do they look identical? First of all, there's the matter of their genitals.
  4. Who was born first?
    They were born three minutes apart, so it doesn't matter much.
  5. Oh, you're soooooo lucky! You got your boy and girl in one shot, and now you can be done.
    Obviously, that's what I base all my reproductive decisions on.
  6. Were you surprised?
    I think twins are always a surprise.
  7. OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE TWINS!!1!!
    You don't even know what you're saying.
  8. Wow, I just can't imagine how you do it.
    I lower my expectations. Constantly.