Weird Things People Say to Me About My Boy/Girl Twins
- •Are they maternal or fraternal?
- •Which one is the good one?
- •Are they identical?Do they look identical? First of all, there's the matter of their genitals.
- •Who was born first?They were born three minutes apart, so it doesn't matter much.
- •Oh, you're soooooo lucky! You got your boy and girl in one shot, and now you can be done.Obviously, that's what I base all my reproductive decisions on.
- •Were you surprised?I think twins are always a surprise.
- •OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE TWINS!!1!!You don't even know what you're saying.
- •Wow, I just can't imagine how you do it.I lower my expectations. Constantly.