Advice I've received
- •If at first you don't succeed try try again
- •If again you don't succeed reassess your situation and then try try again
- •If once more you don't succeed ask an authority figure and buy a self help book and then try try again.
- •If you really just aren't succeeding move to Maui and live in a hut with a string hammock for the rest of your days after stealing priceless art and then selling it on the black market in Switzerland.