Advice I've received

  1. 1.
    If at first you don't succeed try try again
  2. 2.
    If again you don't succeed reassess your situation and then try try again
  3. 3.
    If once more you don't succeed ask an authority figure and buy a self help book and then try try again.
  4. 4.
    If you really just aren't succeeding move to Maui and live in a hut with a string hammock for the rest of your days after stealing priceless art and then selling it on the black market in Switzerland.