Top five states I DO NOT want to visit

  1. The state of denial
    I am not in denial...trust me...I am not in denial...I am not in denial
  2. The state of North Dakota
    Like South Dakota but way too north
  3. The state of our nation's economy
    It suuuucks
  4. The (very communist) state of North Korea
    Again with the north...and the oppression
  5. The state of unconsciousness
    Comas are like death