How I feel after 5 minutes of using another social media app

thank you @bjnovak for taking more time away from my life. I refuse to accept responsibility
  1. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it.
  2. How is House, MD going to solve this case? By making a list of thing on his board
  3. Where are the cats?
  4. This is getting progressively addicting
  5. How long until my friends use this?
  6. I'm comfortable saying my parents will never be on here
  7. Alright this app will probably last me a couple days
  8. Maybe a week. Tops.
  9. Damnit.