HOW TO GET OUT OF SPLITTING THE BILL WITH YOUR FRIENDS

  1. You got me right?
  2. Didn't I pay last time?
  3. I seriously forgot that my wallet had no money and I lost my debit card.
  4. We're out here celebrating YOUR PROMOTION!
  5. I'll get you next time.
  6. It's my birthday month!
  7. I'll pay for gas. (But they never really do)
  8. My check goes through tomorrow morning.
  9. Paper, scissors, rock!